iPhone!!!!!

After six months of waiting I am the proud owner of an iphone! I meant to post this earlier but I've just been to lazy. I know I could have said I was working a lot or that I have been spending time with friends but that wouldn't be true so there it is, laziness. Also, it's not my first post since I got it, I wrote the last one on my couch with the iphone just to goof around with it. The picture of the iceberg that may have sank the Titanic then found its way onto my roof was taken with it, the camera works great! I just love it, you can do so much with it! But I'd have to say the downside is the constant fear that I'm going to drop it. I'm not known for dropping phones but with my luck I'll drop this one, I think I'd puke. With Apple's big convention earlier this week, they released another wave of updates for it, customizable home screen, pinpoint Google map locations, all sorts of things! Yes it really does live up to all the hype!
On a side note, is it just me or are the fingernails of the guy holding the iphone in the picture weird? I mean his thumbnail is clipped, but the rest of them look like they could use a trimming. Sick I know I'm far to weird.

All I Wanted Was A PB&J!

I don't know about the rest of you but when I come home from work all I wanna do is relax for a little bit. Maybe I have something I need to do later but it's nice to sit back and do nothing for a little while. Plus I don't have kids yet so I can't see any reason that when I come home I can't fix myself something to eat. So when I come home
last Saturday I start picking up a little before I make something to eat. I am a gourmet cook you know, my specialties include PB&J and........ well that's pretty much it. So there I am, walking into the kitchen when I see it, a large hole in the celling with water all over the floor. You...have....got...to...be....kidding me! Nope water leaking from the roof. So out onto the roof I go armed with a shovel. After about 15 minutes I have most of the snow off my roof, to discover about 3 inches of ice covering the entire south side of the roof. I guess it makes sense, it barely sloops on that side of the house. So I start chipping away with a hammer and it starts to come apart from the edges so I'm making progress when I realize that the problem is were the roof slops down to the flatter part of the house. It at least 7 inches thick and took me FOREVER to dislodge it but I pushed it off the roof! That's a picture of it there, I should have moved my phone up more to show the garbage can as a contrast but its as big as me!
Well my in laws came over and David and I got the rest of the ice off. My backyard looks like a battleground, and I'm happy to report no more water leakage!!!!

Happy day we've selected to be your birthday Jesus!

I heard a rumor that today is Christmas. They maybe should do more advertising because I completely forgot! Well, if there is in fact, any truth to this I am reminded of a little saying, "Jesus is the reason for the season!" What a great slogan! It's right up there with one of my favorite slogans of all time. You may have never heard it because I don't think they advertise on TV, especially not every commercial break during a Vikings game. "Every kiss begins with Kay", is genius, it works on so many levels! Or maybe just two, but it's still genius. Anyways I digress. Like WWJD, the majority of us Christians have said and heard "Jesus is the reason for the season" so much that it's lost the pop it had when we first heard it. But it in fact is the best slogan for Christmas. It breaks it down perfectly. If it wasn't for the birth of Jesus, we simply would not be celebrating Christmas!
On a side note I have received several text messages from people wanting me to list all of the presents I received this Christmas. A detailed list will soon be posted.
J/K, Merry Christmas everyone! (For those of you offended by my constant usage of the word 'Christmas', (or for those of you who need a good laugh) here is a video to ease your anger!

Seriously, a Blog? Common!

In an effort to help change the world through the power of personal ideas and opinions I have decided to start a blog, hooray!!!! Okay seriously it's because Fantasy Football is over and I need a valid excuse not to cancel my internet! Also I plan to use this blog to give my vastly right wing, conspiracy suckered, war-mongering, politically incorrect, capitalist brain a place to vent and trick bloggers into thinking like me! I know most of my friends believe that if there were thousands more of me, the world would be as close to heaven as humanly possible. (That might not be entirely true but hey I have the right to embellish a little.)